HYE KIDS!!! RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE ENTERED THE FIRST SERIOUS PRODUCTION FROM THE GREAT BRAINIAX ASSOCIATION. THIS TIME (HAHA) WE BRING YOU OUR TEAM-WORK CALLED...RHAPSODY 1 - THE FIRST NOISEDISK EVER DONE BY BRAINIAX. ...ANYWAY... .... DARK JANUARY AFTERNOON, WINDY AND WET DAY, EVEN SUN DIDNT WANT RISE UP THAT DAY.... DARK ROOM.... LOUDY AMIGA PSYCHO MUSIC... A DESK.... ONE HUMAN BEING.... SITTING... BORED TO DEATH.... THE MAN IS TRYING TO WRITE THE SCROLLTEXT ON HIS AMIGA.... NAME: REVISOR OF BRAINIAX... YEAHHH! HERE I AM! ACTUALLY I GONNA WRITE THIS SCROLL,SO LOOK OUT FOR MORE EXTREMELY OUTSTANDING CRAP. ANYWAY,FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME GREETINGS FROM WHOLE BRAINIAX TEAM...I GUESS YOU ALL WANTED TO SEE THIS LIST OF THESE GUYS SENTENCED TO....ANYWAY, BY SENDING GREETS TO THESE OF YOU WHO WE GONNA SEND IN A MOMENT,WE WANT TO SAY IN OTHER WORDS,THAT WE APPRECIATE YOUR ACTING ON THE SCENE AND SO WE FEEL WE ARE WITH YOU IN MAKING AMIGA SHINING! SO,I THINK I BORED YOU ENOUGH SO HERE THEY ARE,IN A VERY RANDOM ORDER.... PHENOMENA, RAZOR DESIGN, ANARCHY, SUSPECT, SILENTS, ALCHEMY, CRYSTAL, SANITY, DIOXIDE, GRACE, WFMH, AWESOME, ACME, KATHARSIS, PURE METAL CODERS, ALIANCE, SILICON, KEFRENS, UNION, DEFORM, PIC SAINT LOUP, BETA TEAM, ILLUSION, LIBERTY, QUARTEX, MIRACLE, PARANOIC, PROXIS, BRAINSTORM, STATIC BYTES, TETLOX, MAD ELKS, DEFENSYWA ,GOTHIC, ANGELS OF DEATH, OLD BULLS, LUZERS, BLAZE, SHINING EIGHT, DEFCOM ONE, REAL DESTRUCTION, AXIS, ORACLE, WISEMEN, ADDONIC, ALCATRAZ, BASTARDS, COMPLEX, CRUSADERS, CRYPTOBURNERS, CULT, DEADLINE, MAJIC 12, EPIDEMIC, FLASH PRODUCTION, FANTIC, LSD, PANIC, PARALLAX, SPACEBALLS, STELLAR, UTOPIA, AND MANY MANY MORE MISSING ONES THAT I COULDNT REMIND MYSELF AT THIS TIME,SORRY... AND NOW A VERY,VERY,VEEERRRYY IMPORTANT MESSAGE WHICH ALSO WILL BE REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES LATER....WE NEED MORE QUALIFIED CODERS AND GRAFICIANS! IN FACT,IF YOU ARE A GRAFICIAN OR CODER....OR SWAPPER,MODEM TRADER,ETC. PLEASE CONTACT US AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!! WE NEED YOU GUYS! I THINK IT IS WORTH TO BE A MEMBER OF A GROUP WITH A FUTURE LOOK! YEAH?!?!!!?! OOPF! IT WAS AS EASY TO SAY AS GOING OUT WITH PAM AND HER FIVE FRIENDS (SHORT: JERKING OFF),ANYWAY...NOW I GONNA WRITE SOME WORDS THAT I ALWAYS CARRY ON MY HANDS WHEN I AM WRITING SCROLLTEXTS... BUT BEFORE THAT I FORGOT TO WRITE SOME USUAL CRAP LIKE... LIKE.... YES! ACTUAL MEMBER STATUS! GEEZ! NOW YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT THE NEXT COMING TEXT AND MEANWHILE I WILL WRITE YA OUR CURRENT MEMBER STATUS (IN A VERY RANDOM ORDER!) LETS SEE... : REVISOR - MUSICIAN,SWAPPER , TCDS - CODER , LIV - MUSICIAN , KAJETAN - GRAFICIAN , FROG - MUSICIAN AND GRAFICIAN , ... AND ANYONE ELSE WHO SPREADS GOSSIPS ABOUT THIS OR CLAIMS TO BE A MEMBER OF BRAINIAX MUST BE A VERY INTRESTING EXAMPLE OF SELFDESTRUCTIVE HUMAN BEING,COZ I CANT FIND ANY OTHER WORDS TO DESCRIBE THAT FUCKING BRAVE ACT! ANYWAY...COMIN BACK TO THE ROOTS I WOULD LIKE TO TYPE SOME WORDS TO ALL VIEWERS WORLDWIDE. THIS IS OUR VERY FIRST PRODUCTION AND PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND OUR BIZZARE SITUATION. THERE AINT LOTSA GUYS ON THIS PLANET WHOSE FIRST PRODUCTIONS WHERE XTREMELY COOL. AM I RIGHT?! ANYWAY...NEXT TIME WE WILL DO OUR REALLY BEST,AND I HOPE THE QUALITY OF AUDIO AND VIDEO WILL BE MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED. (EH,THESE WISHES...) ACTUALLY WE PRESENT THE WORK OF THREE HARD MONTHS WE SPENT IN THE FRONT OF THE AMIGAS. I HAVE JUST THOUGHT THAT SUCH A DOSE OF RAYS FROM OUR MONITORS THAT CAME ACROSS OUR BODIES IS QUITE ENOUGH TO KILL THE CITY NAGASAKI LIKE! YOU KNOW,THIS RADIOACTIVE SHIT IS QUITE DANGEROUS FOR AMIGA FREAKS LIKE US,ISNT IT? ANYWAY, I AM NOT HINTING THAT YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR THIS PRODUCTION,BUT IF YOU FIND IT INTERESTING THEN VOTE IN MAGS FOR SOME OF OURS WORK YOU LIKED BEST. IN MY VIEW THAT IS THE POINT! WE ALL KNOW THAT ONLY THE FUCKING BEST WILL SURRVIVE,SO GIVE US A CHANCE TO BE SUCH AS AND... VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! - CANCEL - HERE WE GO WITH A DIFFERENT KIND OF SCROLLSTUFF... WHAT MORE CAN YOU SEE FROM BRAINIAX? WELL,IN A VERY SHORT TIME WE GONNA RELEASE SOME DAMNONSTRATION QUALITY PRODUCTS. I HAVE GOT AN IDEA FOR THE FUCKING ORIGINAL GAME WITH SOME SUPERB EFFECTS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! ON ANY HOME OR PERSONAL COMPUTER,BUT WE FEEL A LACK OF A GOOD CODER IN OUR GROUP. SO,IF YOU ARE A QUALIFIED CODER OR GRAFICIAN PLEASE CONTACT US AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE TO JOIN OUR TEAM OR COOPERATE,COZ IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY MONEY-GIVING BUSINNESS,I GUESS... WE WILL TRY ALSO TO RELEASE THE SERIES OF MUSICDISX...YOU KNOW,THREE GOOD MUSICIANS IN GROUP IS SOMETHING REALLY GOOD IN USE... HOPEFULLY OUR PRODUCTIUONS WILL BE MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED THEN THIS LAME BEGINNING STUFF. ... NOW, A SHORT MESSAGE TO ONE GUY. HEY YOU! FENOM/EX-BRAINIAX. YOU ARE FIRED!!! ... BUY THE WAY.... YOU OWE ME SOME HEADPHONES,I GUESS? ANYWAY,DONT BE SURPRISSED WHILE READING NEWST PW-MAG... THAT IS ALL I HAD TO YA... AND NOW LETS CHANGE THE MOOD... I WANNA SEND MY CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF OUR MUSICIANS. I MEAN LIV AND FROG OR SHOULD I SAY FROG AND LIV??? YOU HAVE DONE A REALLY FUCKING KOOL JOB,IN HERE. I AM VERY PROUD WE HAVE SUCH A MEMBERS IN OUR GROUP. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK FOR THE FUTURE! YOOHOO! NOW YOU GONNA READ SUMTHING VERY CRAP LIKE. ... THE WINNING MODULE OF THIS MUSIC DISK IS THE MODULE DONE BY ... LIV! CONGRATULATIONS! ...AND BY THE WAY THE TILTE OF IT...IS NOTHING. I AGREE THAT THIS IS THE VERY BEST TUNE OF THIS PRODUCTION... BUT MAYBE OUR DEAR READERS HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION ABOUT THIS,EH? WRITE TO ME AND TELL ME! (ADDRESS IN THE LAST PART...) ...ANYWAY,I GONNA SCRIBBLE SOME WORDS ABOUT THE PARTIES IN ZYWIEC AND DA SECOND ONE IN WARSAW THAT HAVE BEEN HELD DURING THE YEAR 1992. I WAS PRESENT AT BOTH OF THEM AND JUST NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YA WITH MY FEELINGS ABOUT THAT. THE FIRST PARTY I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT NOW (IN ZYWIEC) WAS A PARDEY I DID NOT ENJOY VERY MUCH ONLY BCOZ OF THE SHITTY ORGANIZED SLEEPING ROOMS AND THE CHEATED PRICES. I VERY LIKED THE ROOMS AND ESPECIALLY THE ROOM WHERE THE MAIN COMPETITIONS TOOK PLACE. THE MAIN DISADVENTAGE WAS THAT JERK THAT WAS PRESENTING THE MODULES DURING MUSIC COMPO. ONCE AGAIN I SAY PISS OFF TO YOU! ANYWAY IT WAS QUITE NICE THERE,THE BEER WAS LIKE A POLISH BEER,SO NO SURPRISE... WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY IN WARSAW? YES...THE BUILDING WAS TOO HUGE!! TOO MUCH FREE SPACE! ...AND THE PEOPLE WERE HIDDEN IN THEIR ROOMS,SO THE OUTFIT OF THAT PARDEY WAS NOT SO BEAUTY AS IT WAS SAID. JUST HERE I WOULD LIKE TO SEND MY THANX TO MR.ROOT OF NICO (HAHA...) AND RAF OF KATHARSIS FOR BEING RELIABLE (ALMOST 100 PERCENT!) AND LETTING ME USE YOUR KEYBOARDS AS LONG AS I WANTED THAT. THANX ALSO GO TO THE GUY FROM CA THAT HELPED ME SUMTIME. I THINK THAT THE IDEA OF A PARTY IN ZYWIEC 2 IS VERY COOL, BUT RIGHT HERE I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE LAST (FUTURE,TOO?) ORGANIZATORS ,I MEAN GUYS FROM GRACE-PL FOR BETTER ORGANIZATION. IF I WANT FOR XAMPLE TO WORK ALL THE NITE, YOU (AS DA ORGANIZER) SHOULDNT FUCK ME OUT OF THE ROOM AND ORDER ME TO GO TO SLEEP! AT DA LAST PARDEY IN WARSAW I SLEEPED 3 HOURS FOR TWO AND HALF DAY AND THAT IS MY PRIVATE BUSINNES WHEN,AT WHAT TIME I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP. IT IS A COPY-PARTY AND NOT A SLEEP-PARTY,EH?! ANYWAY BEST GREETINX TO GRACE-PL FOR ORGANIZING SUCH A SUMMIT AT ALL,HAHA... MY STATUS AFTER SUCH A PARTIES IS QUITE GOOD. FOR EXAMPLE AT THE LAST PARDEY I LOST ONLY 3 DISKS! ...AND I GAINED 9 DISX,SO I THINK THAT BUSINNES IS STILL WORTH TO BE CONTINUED,HAHA... ...FEW DAYS LATER.... HELL-O DUDES!!! REVISOR IS BACK TO SCRIBBLE SUM CRAP....HEY YOU,PEOPLE. IF YOU WANT TO BROADEN YOUR MINDS A BIT THEN GO ON READING THIS SCROLLTEXT,HAHA... LAST PARDEY (IN WARSAW) I WAS SNOOPING IF THERE WERE ANY FINE GIRLS TO PICK AND I MUST SAY THAT CROMAX GIRL WAS THE FUCKING BEZT GIRLIE AROUND! CONGRATULATIONS MAN! I TRIED TO GRIN...BUT THE RESULT WAS RATHER MORE THEN NOTHING...THE ONE AND ONLY REASON WAS THAT I WAS ON HIGH,SO... ANYWAY,I HAVE A DOUBT IF I GO TO THE NEXT PARTY COZ THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME IS TO SHOW MY MODULE AT THE MUSAK COMPO,AND WHEN I HEAR THIS DRUNK (OR NOT) HUMAN CATTLE SCREAMING AND SINGING DURING COMPO I SEE THAT IN POLAND THERE IS REALLY NO SENSE AND NO PLACE FOR SUCH A COMPO...YOU CAN ENJOY THE PARTY VERY WELL BUT YOU SHOULDNT BE A PIG! MUSIC COMPO USUSLLY TAKES ABOUT 2 HOURS. IF YOU DONT WANT TO LISTEN YOU CAN LEAVE THE COMPO ROOM !!! I WAS FUCKEN BUGGED FOR PETERS/JOKER FOR EXAMPLE.... I THINK THAT JUMPING OVER THE TABLE AND SCREAMING DURING COMPO IS THE FUCKING LAMEST THING I SAW FROM YOU LATELY! FOR ME SUCH A KIND OF BEHAVIOUR IS FUCKING LAME! THERE WAS ALSO MANY OTHER GUYS ROOLING LIKE HIM BUT PETERS WAS NEXT TO ME SO I HAVE REMEMBERED HIS BEHAVIOUR BEZT. PARTY IS TO ENJOY,BUT SOME OF US REALLY TAKE IT SERIOUS AND YOU SHOULDNT DISTURB ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE ASKED FOR THIS! I DONT WANNA BE IN WAR WITH YOU PETERS,ALSO BCOZ WE MEET EVERY STOCK IN DKK,SO THAT WAS MY VERY LITTLE REMARK FOR WHAT I HAVE SEEN....- CANCEL - IF YOU ARE A QUALIFIED CODER OR GRAFICIAN AND YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GROUP YOU COULD JOIN,THEN JOIN US!!! SEND YOUR EXAMPLES AND WE WILL GIVE YA AN ANSWER AS QUICKLY AS IT IS POSSIBLE,I PROMISE!!! SO....- CANEL - SINCE I AM IN 11TH CLASS AND I KNOW THAT NEXT YEAR I GONNA HAVE MY FINAL EXAMS I FEEL I HAVE A STRANGE AFFLICTION CONECTED WITH MY DAY BY DAY LIFE...CONFUSED? I MEAN...I HAVE TO WORK ON AMIGA. IF I DONT THEN I FEEL SICK! AND I CANT LEARN,THINKING PERMANENTELY THAT I LOSE MY TIME AND I DONT WRITE MODULES! OTHERWISE...WHEN I WRITE MODULES I KNOW THAT I LOSE MY LIFE,SCHOOL KNOWLEDGE,NOT SAYING ABOUT I DONT LEARN THE NEW THINGS THAT IS REALLY HARD THING TO FIGURE OUT,ISNT IT? THE ONE AND ONLY QUESTION FOR ME IS HOW TO LIVE?!! AMIGA OR NO AMIGA,THAT IS THE QUESTION! - CANCEL - .... I HAVE WRITTEN MY VERY FIRST PSYCHO MODULE (IT IS HARDER THEN A DEATH METAL!). I CALLED IT: SUICIDE ORDER. THE SIZE OF IT IS ABOUT 230 KB BUT I TRIED TO PUT IN THERE SOME VERY INTERESTING SAMPLES (THIS TIME OF MY OWN!!!). IF YOU HAVE WATCHED THE QUITE OLD BUT VERY CUTE FILM CALLED: THE LOST BOYS. IT IS A VERY NICE BUT OLD THRILLER MOVIE... SOME SAMPLES ARE JUST SAMPLED BY ME FROM THAT FILM. IN THE FRAME WHERE THE MAIN HERO IS JUMPING FROM THE RAILWAY BRIDGE HE SCREAMS VERY NICE SO,SO...SO...IF YOU NEED ANY MODULES JUST WRITE TO ME!....DONT FORGET TO SEND ME YOUR DISK AND SOME MONEY FOR THE BACK-STAMPS I WILL BUY FOR YOU. I LIKE SWAPPING....UNFORTUNATELLY I CAN ONLY SWAP BY MAIL,COZ IN THIS FUCKING POLAND I COULDNT GET A TELEPHONE YET... ANYWAY,I HAVE TRIED...ALL THE WAY, ANYWAY. IF YOU WANT A TUNE FOR YOUR PRODUCTION THEN JUST WRITTE ME.... FIRMS ARE WELCOME! -CANCEL- I HAVE JUST REMIND MYSELF THAT WE GONNA RELESE A VERY USEFUL UTILITY. IT IS A MEMORY PEEKER WITH FEW ELEMENTS OF A GOOD RIPPER. MANY USEFUL FUNCTIONS. TCDS IS REMOVING THE LAST BUGS SO IT WILL BE RELEASED IN A TWO WEEKS TIME. THIS VERSION IS FREEWARE BUT IN THE FUTURE IT WILL BE THE COMERCIAL PRODUCT. WRITTE ME FOR DETAILS IF YA ARE INTERESTED OR YA WANT MORE INFO. -CANCEL- WE NEED CODERS AND GFXMEN SO IF YA ARE SUCH A ONE GET IN TOUCH WITH US AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!!! -CANCEL- NOWADAYS,WE ARE LIVING IN A VERY SPECIAL PERIOD OF TIME. THIS WHAT I WILL SCRIBBLE NOW IS GOIN TO BE SAID IN A VERY SHORT WAY AND ONLY BASED ON MY OWN EXPERIENCES AND GETTING IN TOUCH WITH OTHER PEOPLE... I HAVE A VERY CHAOTIC THINKING SO FORGIVE ME FOR THIS NON SENSES SUMTIMES. ... LETS SAY IT IS A YEAR 1985... MANY COMPUTERS IN PRIVATE HOUSES... ON C64 THE COMPUTER SCENE IS GROWING UP...FIRST CRACKS OF GAMES,FIRST DEMOS,FIRST GROUPS OF THE COMPUTER FANS...IN 1986,87,88 MANY NEW TECHNOLOGIES HAVE BORN... SERIOUS COMPUTER NETS...ALL PRODUCTS ARE MORE AND MORE SOPHISTICATED...THE COMPUTER MANIA IS A DISEASE OF THE EUROPE AND U.S. BUT WHO CARES? WHO TAKES IT SERIOUS.... 1990,1991,1992 A VERY SPECIAL TIME...THE HUMAN TECHNOLOGY FLIED OVER THE MISTIC LIMITS...MACHINES ARE FASTER AND FASTER....GAMES ARE BUSINNESS...FREAKS RELEASE THEIR OWN PRODUCTIONS...SOME COMPUTERS ARE JUST A FAR HISTORY... COMPUTERS ARE EVERYWHERE....LONDON OR MOSCOW,STOCKHOLM OR ROMA...IN A HOUSE OR AT WORK OR EVEN IN A POCKET....AND NOW LETS THINK A BIT... THIS IS A YEAR 2016... WHO WILL REMEMBER THIS PERIOD OF TIME THE SCENE-FREAKS LOST ON THEIR COMPUTERS...WHAT IS A DEMO FOR YOUR LIFE? YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS IMPORTANT! THOUSENDS OF HOURS SPENT WITH YOUR AMIGA... WHO CARES?? WHO KNOWS,MAYBE IN A NEAR FUTURE OUR KIDS WILL SAY THAT THE YOUTH OF THE 1993 WERE ONLY THE SUCKERS....POOR ASSHOLES,WAISTING THEIR TIME...MAYBE IT WONT BE NECESSARY TO KNOW HOW TO CODE,MAKE THIS CRAPPY AMIGA MUSIC (WHICH IN FACT ISNT A REAL MUSIC),OR THIS POOR PIXELED GRAFIX... WHO WILL REMEMBER THAT TIME...THE ONE AND ONLY IN THE WORLDS HISTORY... THIS FREAKS....READY TO GIVE THEIR OWN LIVES FOR THEIRS COMPUTERS...ANYWAY, THERE ARE MERELY FEW WISE GUYS ON THIS PLANET WHO QUITED THE SCENE IN TIME....WHAT WILL I DO? AM I LOST? WHAT WILL BE MY JOB? MY FUTURE... SINCE 1987 I HAVE BOUGHT MY FIRST COMPUTER,UP TILL NOW...IT IS REALLY HARD TO SAY,BUT...UP TILL NOW I HAVE SPENT ABOUT 14000 HOURS IN THE FRONT OF THE COMPUTERS!!! AND I MUST SAY...I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT A COMPUTER!!! SO...I AM LIKE THESE DRUG ADDICTS...IT IS SAD BUT TRUE. ANYWAY...I FEEL I WILL WRITE ANOTHER MODULES OF MINE...AND THERE WILL BE STILL SEVERAL FREAKS I COULD JOIN... FOR THIS VERY BEST FUN....COMPUTERS FREAKING!!!! OOPS..... -CANCEL- EXCUSE ME FOR ALL OF THAT CRAP I WROTE,ALL THESE CHAOTIC THOUGHTS,BUT I FELD I HAD TO WRITE THEM DOWN FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON... ACTUALLY,I AM LIKE AN EMPTY BOX,A BRAIN WITHOUT DA BODY....I DONT KNOW WHATTA WRITE,SO I WILL CLICK SOME KEYS FOR YOUR (OR RATHER MINE!!!) FUN...IN POLISH... CHUJOWE UCZUCIE GDY SIe NIE WIE CO NAPISAc....I NAGLE....POMYSlOWY DOBROMIR....zARoWECZKA NAD GLOWKa BlYSKA!....JEST!!! BECAUSE I GONNA SPREAD THIS LAME PRODUCT ALL AROUND THE WORLD (I WANT TO BE FAAAAME!!! JUST KIDDING,HAH....),I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME WORDS TO ALL OF YOU OUTSIDE POLAND... WE,HERE IN POLAND, HAVE A COMPUTER SCENE,TOOOO!!!! COMMY 64 AND AMIGA SECENES ARE THE STRONEGST ONES...WE HAVE A VERY TALENTED PEOPLE HERE (OH YEAH!!!)....WE HAVE ALSO A VERY BIG LACK OF MODEMS, THE TOUCH WITH THE REST OF THE EUROPE IS LIMITED... OUR TELEPHONE LINES ARE SHIT LIKE AND IN FACT ARE VERY EXPENSSIVE!! SO,I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND OUR DEADLOCK. ANYWAY,WE HAVE AS WELL STANDARD A500 AS THE A600,A2000,A3000 MODELS... EVEN ON THE LAST CONFERENCE I COULD SEE SOME A4000 AND A1200 EQUIPEMENT... SO,BELIEVE ME MATES,WE (POLISH PEOPLE) ARE COOOOL! ONLY SANITY AND SOME OTHER LESS POPULAR (SORRY,BUT I DONT KNOW XACTELY WHO!) GROUPS KNOW ABOUT THE POLISH SCENE... WHY NOT THE OTHERS?!! YOU WELCOME TO POLAND!!! .... OUR GROUP IS AT ITS BEGINNIG,YOU KNOW... BUT WE ARE GROWING UP QUICKLY...AND....AND IN A VERY NEAR FUTURE WE ARE GOING TO SHAKE YOUR MINDS WITH SOME VERY ELITE STUFF (I GUESS...). -CANCEL- AND NOW SOME KILOBS FROM FROG OF BRAINIAX.... HI! THERE IS FROG ON THE OTHER SIDE OF SCREEN. IT IS VERY COLD TODAY... AND THIS IS THE ONLY ONE REASON OF MY TYPING THIS SCROLL. AT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO GREET ALL MY FRIENDS AND SEND SOME MESSAGES TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE : TO XTD/UNION (EX-ACTION DIRECT) : THANKS FOR YOUR MODULES, ALL OF THEM ARE LOVELY ! TO CRYPTON/SUSPECT : I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD VISIT ME AFTER VERY,VERY LONG TIME... ARE YOU STILL COMPOSING ANY MODULES OR ONLY GRAPHICS ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF YOUR CONTACT WITH AMIGA ? TO MIKE : THANKS FOR THAT FOUR DISKS OF BEAUTIFUL SAMPLES (USED IN THIS NOISEDISK). WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAME IN AMOS ? WE ARE LIVING TOO NEAR TO EACH OTHER,SO I NEEDNT WRITE NOTHING ELSE TO YOU. WE WILL MEET SOON... TO M.ORLOWSKI : VERY BIG THANKS FOR LENDING ME YOUR YAMAHA RY-30 AND LETTING TAKE SOME (!) SAMPLES FROM YOUR KEYBOARDS. THEY WERE ALL PEOPLE FOR WHOM I HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SAY. SOME WORDS ABOUT MY MUSIC ON THIS DISK : DONT BREAK DOWN ! IT WAS DONE IN HURRY. BESIDES I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT USING THIS MODULES IN ANY NOISEDISK! I THINK,THAT IF YOU HEAR MY NEXT MODULES ANYTIME,THEY WILL BE A BIT BETTER (BUT ONLY A BIT,HA HA HA...). MOST OF SAMPLES ARE OLD,EXCEPT SOME DRUMS AND EFFECTS SAMPLED BY ME LAST TIME FROM RHYTHM PROGRAMMER RY-30 AND CD (DIRE STRAITS,GENESIS,KOTO,LASER DANCE) , HOWEVER NOT ALL THESE SAMPLES WERE USED THIS TIME. MY CONSIENCE COMMANDS ME TO SAY, THAT I DONT KNOW ORIGIN SOME OF SAMPLES (IT IS TRUE !).SO IF YOU RECOGNIZED YOUR SAMPLE,THEN YOU MAY USE MY SAMPLES.BUT PLEASE DONT DO IT IF THERE ARENT YOUR SAMPLES ON THIS DISK (REMEMBER : ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER !). OOOOHH !!! I DONT REMEMBER WHEN I WROTE AS LONG TEXT AS THIS !! THE LONGEST TEXTS WRITTEN BY ME LAST TIME (EXCEPT THIS) ARE TITLES OF MY MODULES (THAT IS WHY THIS PART OF SCROLL IS SO BORING). IT IS MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I CANT FALL ASLEEP. ON TOP OF THAT IT IS TOO COLD TO GO ANYWHERE (NO BEER,NO GIRLS TONIGHT... ONLY ASSEMBLER AND ME!). I THINK I SHOULD FINISH THIS TEXT. UNBELIEVABLE !!! I WROTE DOWN MORE THAN ONE SCREEN ! IT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME IN ONE NIGHT. THANKS FOR PAYING YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LITERARY PRODUCT. THAT IS IT. BYE! ... AND NOW ANOTHER BOY WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING ... YO DUDES!!! HERE IS VADER OF ...... NO, IT IZ NOT TIME TO INTRODUCE YA MY GROUP, NEXT TIME.. WELL, WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT DIZ BRAINIAX FIRST PRODUCTION ??? AR YA SATISFACTIONED ? I SUPPOSE YA AR,BEKOZ THESE DUDEZ HAVE PUT LOTS OF WORK AND HEART INTO IT. OHHH GUYZ...(RATHER MUSICIANS) ,I KNOW THAT YA HAVE GOOD AND BAD DAYZ. BUT I HAVE A SMALL REQUEST. DID YA HEAR SINTETICS ON MIGHTY C-64?? THEY AR VERY REVOLVED AND FINALLY A LOT OF THEM AR VERY GOOD! SO, I ENTREAT YA 4 MORE REVOLVATION IN YAR PRODUCTIONS I DO NOT WANT 2 CONVINCE YA 2 WRITE DA SINTETICS (THEY RULEZ 4 EVER!) BUT I WOULD LIKE 2 TELL YA THAT A MODULE WITHOWT (IN SENS) REVOLVATION, MADE ON COMPULSION, ODWALONY IS NONSENSICAL!!! I KNOW THAT SUMBODY TOLD ME 'BUZZ YAR HEAD ,MAN, YA AR WRONG, SHUT YAR UP,GUY. BUT I KNOW TOO, THAT SUMBODY WILL CONCEDE WITH MY OPINION... NOW, YA REACHED THE SHORT GREETZ, VERY SHORT.SO, I GREET ALL MY FRIENDZ, M8TZ, GIRLFRIENDZ (HA,HA), C-64 FREAX. AT THE END,I WOULD LIKE 2 WISH ALL DUDEZ ON AMIGA AND C-64 SCENE LOTS OF SUCCESSFULNESS ,VICTORIES, DEMOS, GFX, REVOLVED MODULEZ (!!) AND GOOD LUCK IN WHOLE 1993 YEAR. C U L8ER. VADER IS OFFF. (THANX REVISOR!) .....OOOOOKAY.... THAT WAS IT. REVISOR IS BACK FUCKING DA KEYS OF HIS LOUSY AMIGA (HAHA...JUST KIDDING MY FRIEND!) FOR NOW...THIS FILE IS 55 KB LONG...AND I AM GOING TO WRITE A BIT MORE. ..... THIS FUCKING LAMEST THING I DO IS THAT I JACK AROUND AND NOT LEARN AT SCHOOL (DOING THESE BORING HOMEWORKS...) AND BY THIS FACT I LOSE MY PRODUCTIVE TIME WHICH I COULD SPEND BY WRITING MODULES...IT IS A BIGGIE,COZ I COULD BE A BETTER MUSICIAN VERY SOON. ANYWAY....BAG IT....IT IS TOO HARD TO CHANGE SOMEBODYS CHARACTER. I AM SO LAZY GUY !!! - CANCEL - - I AM 89 YEARS OLD GRAND MUMMY AND I SOME HAVE A BURNING SENSATION ON MY FACE AFTER SHAVING,SO WHAT SHALL I DO? - YOU D BETTER TRY SOME...OLD SPICE SENSITIVE. (PLUUUM) .... YES,THE COMMERCIAL (SHIT) ADVERTISEMENTS ARE VERY SIMILAR IN WHOLE EUROPE. DID YOU KNOW THAT BY USING THE EXTRA WHITE WASH AND GO YOU GONNA LOSE ALL YOUR HAIR? ....HEY YOU,BALD! I AM TALKING TO YOU! YES,YOU! ....ANYWAY... DID YOU KNOW THAT.... I THINK IT WAS REALLY SUMTHING BOTTOM LIKE,SO FOR NOW I STOP KILLING YOU BY ANY KIND OF ASCII FROM ME....SO, NO MORE IDEA,SO I END HERE FOR GOOD,SO SEE YOU LATER IN ANOTHER BRAINIAX PRODUCTIONS. (C) REVISOR AND FROG BRAINS LABS. 1993 HAVE ANYBODY SEEN MY WATCH? ...WITH A MICKY MOUSE IN A RED SHIRTS....HAVE ANYONE?? COME ON! HAVE YOU? YES!? OHH,THANX A LOT!! I PROMISE TO GREET YA IN SOME BRAINIAX PRODUCTS...! LAME BYTES ARE HERE,WANNA READ? DONT YA THINK THIS IS A LIMIT!! I TOLD YA THE SCROLL IS OVER!!!