\S2HUBBA HUBBA! THIS IS A NEW PIECE OF SHIT (IT REALLY IS!) FROM EXILE! (IS IT POSSIBLE TO READ THE LOGO? IF NOT - BLAME RAD!!!!) RELEASE DATE : 9TH OF MAY 1992 IN ASKIM NORWAY! IT WAS CODED DURING THREE HARD(?)-WORKING HOURS BY SWITCH. (THAT'S ME!!!) THE FONT IS AN OLD ONE BY THE EDGE AND THE SHORT TUNE IS ONE OF MIKE'S EARLIER PRODUCTIONS. WE ARE NOW AT A LAME PARTY IN ONE OF THE LOCAL LAMER'S HOUSE. A REPORT FROM THE PARTY ISN'T NECESSARY 'CAUSE ON NEARLY ALL SCREENS THERE IS PINBALL DREAMS (EXCEPT ON THE POOR PC-GUYS' SCREENS OF COURSE!) AND THE REST OF THE GUYS IS WATCHING A BAD MOVIE! (KINDERGARDEN COP!) NEXT GUY COMING UP IS...... NO - HERE COMES SOME ADDRESSES (UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH NOOOOO!) RAD/EXILE AVSTIKKEREN 5A N-1800 ASKIM NORWAY OR........ KAEL/EXILE P.O.BOX 1519 6401 MOLDE NORWAY. JUMPING AT THE KEYS........ EKKJE !!!!!!!! I AM THE LAMEST LAMER HERE - I ONLY PLAY PINBALL DREAMS. IT'S THE COOLEST GAME TO PLAY HERE IN THIS HOUSE. THE MUSIC IS AWFUL IT'S ONLY HIPHOP BUT I WANNA LISTEN TO SOME REALLY HEADBANGING GRINDCORING DEEP SHIT JUNKIES DEATHMETAL!!!!!!! THE NAME TO STAY.... OSKOREID .... I SING IN THAT BAND. EKKJE IS SINGNING OFF WITH SALUTE TO ALL HEADBANGERS OUT THERE. STAY COOL DUDE!!!!! HEI OG HAA OG MEG I OERET!! I'VE FINALLY GOT HOLD OF MY OWN COMPUTER HERE AT THIS LITTLE MEETING... JAAAAA EKSAIL NORGE LEVER FREMDELES OG VI TAR ET SKRITT TILBAKE MED DENNE NYYYYYDELIGE LILLE 243562456 DISKETTERS TRACKMO... ENDELIG NOEN SOM SLAAR HUNDEN I HUSET(ENESTE PERSONEN(?!?) HER SOM OPPFOERER SEG NORMALT.) DEN GAAR RUNDT OG SNUSER PAA GULVET. MED ANDRE ORD SAA HERMER DEN ETTER SWITCH.....HADDE HAN HATT MOERKERE HAAR HADDE HAN LIGNET OGSAA..... TO ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF THIS SHIT, IT WAS JUST RAD THROWING UP OVER THE KEYBOARD. ("JEG BARE ETTERLIGNET PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH (I JAPAN)" - RAD) (LOOKED TERRIBLE!) ANYWAY, THIS IS SWITCH AGAIN. (HEY, WE HAVE TO GET A NEW SCROLLWRITER - SWITCH IS FALLING ASLEEP!) WELL I'M SPIDER AND THIS PARTY IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE..... I SENDT MY PARENTS TO GERMANY SO THAT WE COULD BA ALONE.. NOW ITS TWO O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT AND NO ONE IS SLEEPING YET..... HERES A COMMENT FROM MY DOG:GFHUJYHFGCFDHJKJ HNGIUHIUYGGFSD ( VOFF ARF VOFF ARF ARF ) EVERYBODY IS PLAYING PINBALL DREAMS AND WE BROKE A LOT OF HI SCORES. MY HI SCORE AT NIGHTMARE IS 259.000.000 (I MANAGED $FFF.FFF.FFF WITH ACTION REPLAY - SWITCH) WELL AT LEAST I'M PLAYING THIS GAME FAIR !!!!!!!!! RIRHT NOW I'M PRETTY BORED SO I THINK I TAKE OVER A PC SOMEWHERE. THIS IS CURVE OF ESTHETICS. SWITCH JUST HIJACKED ME AND FORCED ME TO WRITE SOME SCROLLTEXT. EKKJE IS STILL THE LAMEST LAMER AT THIS PARTY. THIS PARTY IS WAY BETTER THAN THE GATHERING 1992 ....JOKE !!!! THIS PARTY IS MORE LAME THAN EKKJE. TIME TO SIGN OFF AND TO FORCE SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE SOME MORE OF THIS MARATHON SCROLTEXT. EKKJE IS A BIG BIG LOOSER CAUSE HE ONLY PLAYS GAMES. YO EVERYONE!!!!!!! BLAZE HEADBANGING ON THE KEYBOARD!!!! AS YOU PROBABLY CAN READ THE KEYS WERE HANDED OVER TO ME... SO HERE IS SOME MORE CRAP TO FILL THIS SCROLLY UP!! A LITTLE POEM WRITTEN BY NO OTHER THAN ME!!! - AMIGA, WERE IS MY AMIGA! AMIGA, AMIGA, AMIGA, WHERE ARE YOU? (CAN'T YOU SEE IT? - SWITCH) THY YOU SHALL NEVER DIE, THY YOU SHALL NEVER REST, CAUSE AMIGA... AMIGA IS THE BEST!!!! YEP, THAT'S TRUE FOLKS.... NO COMMENTS!! ANYWAY, DON'T FORGET TO GET IN CONTACT WITH US, FOR SWAPPING BEAR OR OTHER LITTERAL SHIT....OR PERHAPS JUST 4 FUN!! BLAZE THE POET SIGNING OFF! OOPS, I NEARLY FORGOT TO GREET MY COOLEST CONTACTS (FRIENDS): HERE THEY GO... GREETINGS TO: BANDIT / ALCOR - MAGIC / DARK STAR - CURSE / DARK STAR - SCSI / EQUINOX - AND ALL THE REST (ESPECIALLY MEMBERS OF EXILE...)... FINALLY SIGNING OFF.... GO(O)D BYE!!!!!! I THINK THAT'S ALL FOLKS, 'CAUSE I (SWITCH) HAVE TO DO WHAT EVERY CODER DOES - CRUNCH THE INTRO!!!!!! (I LOVE IT - 0.00003% FINISHED, 0.000035% FINISHED.......) SEE YA! -SWITCH OF EXILE! -WRAP