As far as there is a lot of french, here's the translation to english :

Alix le chien con = alix the silly dog

Un crasage de gueule de ce con de Alix = a devastation of Alix's fucking face

Digitized speech "bon c'est pas tout a, mais on a un connard d'Alix  buter" =
   "so, here we go, we have to kill this silly fucking Alix"

Digitized speech "Allez, aux chiottes Alix!" = "let's put Alix into the WC!"

Digitized speech "ben, y'a plus d'Alix" = "oh! there's no Alix anymore"

                                                 _Hornet_
